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Matt Shea thought starting a holy war would get him a date
bby Nathan'ette Burdine: January 14, 2020

Washington State Republican Matt Shea (Patsy Mattsy, Mattsy Boy) is one of those dudes who’s so off that he can’t even buy a date from a street corner pimp.

So, “Patsy Mattsy” does the only thing he can do which is to go around keeping up all kinds of trouble, like trying to start a holy war, in order to impress some woman in the hopes that she’ll be so out of her right mind that she’ll date him.

And yes folks, it’s true that “Patsy Mattsy” tried to start a holy war just so he could pick up chicks. At least, that’s what I got out of that report I read from the Rampart Group who was asked by the Washington State House of Representatives to investigate all of “Mattsy Boy’s” alleged sinful ways.

The Rampart Group senior investigators, Kathy Leodler and Paul Leodler…hmm, they must be related…found evidence, dating all the way back to 2008, showing that “Mattsy Boy” was trying to bring a Christian style jihad to the U.S. of A. Mattsy Boy is accused of joining forces with none other than serial tax evader Cliven Bundy and his clan.

Y’all remember Cliven Bundy! He’s the ol’ fella who has racked up a million dollar plus bill in back taxes due to his twenty plus years of delinquency.

Bundy’s also the ol’ dude who was eating baby back ribs while complaining about the government separating his baby cows from their mother.

You can’t eat baby back ribs unless you separate baby cows from their mothers. But you see folks, when a person has a brain with limited functions, as “Mattsy Boy” and ol’ man Bundy do, reason is just not one of his strong points.

Case in point, “Mattsy Boy” has spent the past 11 years using his time, on Facebook and at the local restaurant, to encourage right wing groups to commit hostile acts against the federal government and all of those who don’t believe that JC is really Jesus Christ.

Here’s a quick rundown of some of the sinful things that the Rampart Groups is accusing “Mattsy Boy” of doing: In 2016, engaged in and supported the training of youth and young adults to fight a Holy War:

    Wrote the biblical basis for war and advocated the replacement of
    United States democracy with a theocracy and the killing of all
    males who do not agree.

    Worked with Liberty For All (LFA) III%-Washington militia leader
    beginning around early November 2015-January 2016 engaged in
    conversations with Ammon Bundy, Cliven Bundy’s seed, and other
    militia members in the planning and preparation of the armed
    takeover of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Burns, Oregon.
    Chairman of the COWS (Coalition of Western States).

What is the obsession with these crazies and cows?! I guess they just like keeping up a lot of moo shhh.

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